Friends, welcome to our Hess Mess! Such a lovely mess! Anyway, pull up a chair, pop open a can of soda (I prefer root beer), make yourself comfortable, and enjoy your stay! Oh, and don't mind the mess...
Monday, November 24, 2025
Pray, Ponder, and Search - Now Live!
Saturday, September 20, 2025
Roll, Ponder, and Play & Book of Mormon Recordings 10th Anniversary
Roll, Ponder, and Play
Hello friends! Wow, it's been almost ten years since I last posted. Amazing and frightening how quickly a decade can rush by...
Anyhow, if you enjoyed my 'Book of Mormon' recordings and want to hear more of my loverly voice, I invite you to check out my audiodrama podcast entitled "Roll, Ponder, and Play". This is a Dramatized Audiobook Style Podcast with me reading some of my own fiction.
I started it maybe four months ago, I think.
For details, see https://rollponderandplay.podbean.com
In addition, you might be interested in my Patreon here:
https://www.patreon.com/c/RollPonderAndPlay
Enjoy!
Book of Mormon Recordings - 10th Anniversary
Also, as it's been the 10th anniversary since I've finished my Book of Mormon recordings, I've decided to start re-releasing those recordings, in a near-weekly episodic podcast format coming, hopefully, soon. Just waiting on the podcast cover artwork. I'll post here when I have more info.
Wednesday, July 13, 2016
Complete Audio Recording of The Book of Mormon
You can get it from my Google Doc page.
I know this book is scripture, inspired by God. It is comparable to The Bible. It testifies of the need for Jesus Christ and of his divinity and reality. Jesus Christ does live!
I know if you study and live the precepts taught in The Book of Mormon, you will draw closer to God and Jesus Christ, and you will have increased peace to your life.
#BookOfMormon #TheBookOfMormon #BecauseOfHim
Enjoy!
(Feel free to contact me on facebook here: http://www.facebook.com/jared.hess.507)
Monday, December 21, 2015
I'm Still Here, and Merry Christmas!
I'm not much of a blogger, but I do get notifications when someone comments on my blog.
Anyway, I'm currently working on finishing up the other half of the Book of Mormon sections I did for Librivox. My plan is to combine them with my old recording and present them as a gift for my children for Christmas in a few short days.
What a fantastic book! I know it's a divine book of scripture. It, like the Bible, testifies of the reality of Jesus as the Savior and Redeemer of the world. God bless you all. And again, Merry Christmas!
#ASaviorIsBorn
Saturday, November 9, 2013
I'm Doing NaNoWriMo!
Alas. I'm procrastinating right now. I have 20,000 and need another 30,000 to get my stupid word count. Argggrhrhrah. There. I got it out of the ol' system. Back to the tippity typety keys.
Wednesday, January 9, 2013
Narration with District of Wonders
Not that I felt particularly terrified with the story they had me narrate.
Saturday, June 16, 2012
I'm a Librivox Contributor!
Friday, June 15, 2012
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Jameson Born
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Jarbean Poem: Gangrenous Finger
In the foxhole, I knelt head bowed
And said a departing prayer
The pall of death's encroaching shroud
The fetid cuticle
Amongst the dirt, grime, mould
My brow uncontroll`ed twitched
Accurs`ed ferret biting cold
Finger snitched
O injustice the inane beast!
By from his holiness Lord Jarbean J Garlthon VII, D.D.S. From his collection of poems: I Can't Believe It's Not Better, published by Giant Hamster Press
Truth be told Jarbean J. Garlthon is actually an alias (like you couldn't figure that out), a blending of various names from our family:
Jar-Jared
be-bethany
Gar -Garin
l - alicia
thon - jonathon
He came about due to some run-on poems and stories we were doing late at night at a family reunion some years back. We had such a blast we created a fictional persona for him.
This particular poem was created by Sean, Alicia, Jared, Garin, Isaac, and honorary member Jerry Naylor at the recent 2007 eLearning DevCon in SLC, Utah during dinner. Good times!
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
A Strange Dream
A small town somewhere near the Texas and Louisiana border was nuked by the Russians for some reason, causing the once-dead cold war to go hot. We got involved in a huge conventional war with the Ruskies. The draft was reinstated and pretty much everyone in relatively good health, regardless of family status, was called up. I mean they were really scraping the barrel because both my wife and I were both drafted to different military branches leaving us to wonder what were were going to do with our three children. A very interesting dream.
I was interested in how it would have turned out.